Why I Don’t Mind Not Having A TV So Much
Actually, the comic isn’t fair — I sometimes like cooking shows.
Month: December 2007
Eat Your Crow Warm
I wrote, on December 3, 2007: The AFC’s wild card spots will be given to Jacksonville and Cleveland. Period. Full stop. There is no reasonably foreseeable way that can’t happen. The only real issue left to work out in the… Continue Reading
Summary of Candidates
I’ve looked in depth at four Republican and two Democratic candidates for President, all of whom are polling higher than 10% in national polls and any of whom is poised to potentially take the White House. Here is a short… Continue Reading
You Don’t Often Get Big Laughs In Traffic Court
I was doing arraignments this morning. The defendant, let’s call him “Mr. Ramos” (even though that’s not his real name), was charged with two counts: speeding, and driving without insurance. He appeared before me wearing a Dallas Cowboys sweatshirt and… Continue Reading
Pope Demands More Exorcisms, Satan Vows To Take More Shots On Goal
Avowed enemy of “godlessness” Pope Benedict XVI has announced that there need to be more exorcisms. Seems that more priests need to be trained in directly fighting the Devil, a prayer needs to be added to the end of the… Continue Reading
Candidate Analysis of John McCain
Biography John Sidney McCain III will be 72 years old on the next Inauguration Day. McCain was born in 1936 in the Panama Canal Zone, which at the time was a United States possession. Both his father and grandfather were… Continue Reading
Bob Dole Slams Mike Huckabee
In the Des Moines Register, no less. Ouch. Huckabee should really remember Ronald Reagan’s Eleventh Commandment. It’s one thing to distance yourself from an unpopular President, but it’s a fine line between “distancing yourself” and “openly attacking.” (But then again,… Continue Reading
No NFL Network
The NFL agreed today to allow the Patriots-Giants game to be broadcast on network TV instead of on its own NFL Network. (Ah, if only they’d done that for the Packers-Cowboys game.) The NFL Network is a bad idea because,… Continue Reading
Bob Dole Slams Mike Huckabee
In the Des Moines Register, no less. Ouch. Huckabee should really remember Ronald Reagan’s Eleventh Commandment; it’s one thing to distance yourself from an unpopular President, but it’s a fine line between “distancing yourself” and “openly attacking.” I’m guessing that… Continue Reading
A Challenge: Define "A"
Wit and wisdom from Indexed.