It seems like no one gets in trouble for doing bad things. They just get in trouble for lying about it. Consider: Al Capone, sent to Alcatraz not for running guns and booze during Prohibition, but rather for lying about… Continue Reading
MANKATO, MINNESOTA — ATSN Exclusive — We have unconfirmed reports that Brett Favre was seen entering a Walgreen’s earlier today in Skyline, Minnesota, and was seen heading towards the “Allergy Remedies” on aisle six. Repeat, an unconfirmed report that Brett… Continue Reading
Here’s a combination of the wrong reaction to the Park51 mosque controversy, courtesy of the Speaker of the House of Representatives herself, Nancy Pelosi: The speaker questioned what was motivating the political opposition to the mosque, suspecting that the issue… Continue Reading
[Cue music] Anchor: You’re watching ASTN, the All-Sports Talk Network, and this is “False Start.” Here with us today is sports physiologist Jimmy Buckley, and Sterling Sharpe, Brett’s former teammate and easily the best-dressed commentator on the NFL Network. Let’s… Continue Reading
Following are forty passages excerpted from four holy books. One is the Torah and canonical prophets of the Hebrew tradition, what Christians call the “Old Testament.” One is the collected Christian Gospels and epistles of Paul the Apostle, what Christians… Continue Reading
This just in — Brett Favre was reputed to have sneezed five times in a row after eating scrambled eggs. According to sources close to the event, he later took an antihistamine. More on this important story as it develops.… Continue Reading
Allow me to point you Readers to an article at Slate Salon chronicling the evolution of the “Mosque right on top of two blocks from Ground Zero” controversy. From its inception until less than four months ago, Cordoba House project… Continue Reading
In full, the Ninth Circuit’s order granting the stay of the vacation-of-Prop-8 holding in Perry v. Schwarzenegger reads: Appellants’ motion for a stay of the district court’s order of August 4, 2010 pending appeal is GRANTED. The court sua sponte… Continue Reading
The Wife and I took out some bushes from our front yard over the weekend and replaced them with flowering plants. Taking out the bushes involved me chopping them out with an axe and then digging out the taproots with… Continue Reading
Maybe all the people leaving comments in Chinese are really offering serious comments to the posts and I’m being unfair to delete them. If that’s the case, Chinese commenters, leave a comment without a link.